Hot weather summertime trivia to share with family and friends:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is……………night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
God give us toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.