We all want to know the answer to this mystery….. how to keep from growing old. Just ask Maxine…. she’ll give advice.

Beyond dear Maxine this list of “Ways To Keep From Growing Old” contains no mysteries:

1. Don’t wear a seatbelt
2. Do eat with your knife.
3. Do talk back to a law officer.
4. Don’t ever wash your hands.
5. Do eat an exclusive McD’s diet.
6. Don’t pay any attention to what’s happening around you…. walk on! drive on!
7. Do step in front of a bus.
8. Do take a dare and lay down on the railroad tracks.