Hot weather summertime trivia to share with family and friends:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is……………night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. 

God give us toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.