On my recent cruise trip to the Canadian Maritimes, our Daily Post onboard always carried a very corny boat-joke-of-the-day. On a (hopefully) hot day before the July 4th weekend, I share these silly jokes with you:

*What’s a sailor’s favorite detergent?  Tide!

*What happens when a red sailboat hits a blue sailboat? They get marooned!

*Have you seen the movie where the Wizard sails his ship across an ocean of orange soda? It’s a Fanta Sea flick.

*Why do pirate have trouble remembering the alphabet? They always get lost at “C.”

*I went to a Black Friday sale at the boat store….. it was quite an oar deal.

*How do you know when a boat is feeling affectionate? When it hugs the shore.

*Where do sick ships go?  To the Dock.

*A dentist opened an office on a boat; what was the boat’s name? The Tooth Ferry.

*Why didn’t the sailors play cards? ‘Cuz the captain was standing on the deck.

*How to make a boat feel better?  Give it some Vitamin Sea.

*What do you call a boat full of buddies? A friend-ship.

*Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.

*When do you know you’re getting a good deal on a boat? When there’s a sail on it.

*Where do zombies like to go sailing? The Dead Sea.

 Are you laughing or groaning????