Some twisted crazy quotes highlighting a necessity of modern life:

“If at first you don’t succeed, use duct tape.”

” All we have to fear is no duct tape.”  (F.D.R.

“Duct tape in time saves dimes.”  (B. Franklin)

“The duct tape is mightier than the wood glue.” (Shakespeare)

“Duct tape it now or pay the repair guy later.”

“All we need is duct tape. Duct tape is all we need.” (Lennon/McCartney0

And my most favorite:

“This is the tape that mends men’s soles.”  (Thomas Payne)

(From that little Duct Tape book.)